All instructions are ambiguous.
You can't step in the same river twice.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Nothing fails like success.
Why buy a cheap imitation when you can get a Macintosh?
Perfection 1: I never make misteaks.
Perfection 2: I never make mistrakes.
Some of the unhappiest people have beauty, brains, and bucks.
(From the homonym/phone/graph page: Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
How do we know God has a sense of humour? Read Genesis 1:27 and Mark 10:6.
If you ever find the perfect Church, don't go there, or you'll ruin it.
A picture in the hand is worth a thousand words in the bush.
I think therefore I yam. --Popeye
If you say, "I am therefore I think," you are putting Horace before Descartes.
You can lead your daughter (or son) to Horace, but you can't make her (him) think.
A very proper lady invited Rene Descartes for refreshments. After a fine British high tea complete with crumpets amd marmie, she asked him:
"Will you have another cuppa?"
"I rather think not."
|A Decimal Point ||I'm a Dot in Place
|Alec Guinness ||Genuine Class
|Animosity ||Is No Amity
|Contradiction ||Accord not in it
|Desperation ||A Rope Ends It
|Dormitory ||Dirty Room
|Eleven plus two ||Twelve plus one
|Semolina ||Is No Meal
|Slot Machines ||Cash Lost in 'em
|Snooze Alarms ||Alas! No More Z's
|The Earthquakes ||That Queer Shake
|The Morse Code ||Here Come Dots
|The Public Art Galleries ||Large Picture Halls, I Bet
|Year Two Thousand ||A Year To Shut Down !!
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