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All instructions are ambiguous.

You can't step in the same river twice.

Nothing succeeds like failure.

Nothing fails like success.

Why buy a cheap imitation when you can get a Macintosh?

Perfection 1: I never make misteaks.

Perfection 2: I never make mistrakes.

Some of the unhappiest people have beauty, brains, and bucks.

(From the homonym/phone/graph page: Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

How do we know God has a sense of humour? Read Genesis 1:27 and Mark 10:6.

If you ever find the perfect Church, don't go there, or you'll ruin it.

A picture in the hand is worth a thousand words in the bush.


I think therefore I yam. --Popeye

If you say, "I am therefore I think," you are putting Horace before Descartes.

You can lead your daughter (or son) to Horace, but you can't make her (him) think.

A very proper lady invited Rene Descartes for refreshments. After a fine British high tea complete with crumpets amd marmie, she asked him:

"Will you have another cuppa?"

"I rather think not."

He disappeared.


A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place
Alec Guinness Genuine Class
Animosity Is No Amity
Contradiction Accord not in it
Desperation A Rope Ends It
Dormitory Dirty Room
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one
Semolina Is No Meal
Slot Machines Cash Lost in 'em
Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's
The Earthquakes That Queer Shake
The Morse Code Here Come Dots
The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet
Year Two Thousand A Year To Shut Down !!

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